Complete with toiletries, make up, undies, diary and chargers!
2 short dresses
1 long dress
6 shots of black sambuca and a brazillian wax later, i’m now enroute to pick up my keys.
Which i left at the salon.
Left because i was definitly on the swaying scale beforehand? or from post traumatic disorder syndrone after?
waxed in places i never even knew hair existed.
“i don’t like hair” my eastern european S&M wax mistress said.
We then discussed the finer points of ‘The Alchemist’ in between her frowns and my winces (
silently mouthing FUCK)
A bloody great offer from Ojon™ UK l What’s New & Special Offers.
My mum uses this, it’s v.v.v.expensive and i always try to sneak a little when i’m home.
I can totes vouch for it’s volume range, it made my hair dead, dead volumious (that a word?)
So along with getting a ‘proper’ purse and paying my bills on time, purchasing some of the range is another foray in to the grown up world.
Getting a basket together worth £20 (new conditioner + dry shampoo), I’ve got a full size volume shampoo, conditioner, 1 travel/wash bag and 2 free samples)
I mean – the 2 full size bottle alone are worth nearly £40.
Strange how i’m listening to BBC – Desert Island Discs – Castaway : Jackie Mason and eating a smoked salmon/cream cheese sandwich.
great first choice for a song