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v.v.v.good offer from Ojon

  A bloody great offer from Ojon™ UK l What’s New & Special Offers.

My mum uses this, it’s v.v.v.expensive and i always try to sneak a little when i’m home.

I can totes vouch for it’s volume range, it made my hair dead, dead volumious (that a word?)

So along with getting a ‘proper’ purse and paying my bills on time, purchasing some of the range is another foray in to the grown up world.

Getting a basket together worth £20 (new conditioner + dry shampoo), I’ve got a full size volume shampoo, conditioner, 1 travel/wash bag and 2 free samples)

I mean – the 2 full size bottle alone are worth nearly £40.

Totes amaze!

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old skooool convo

Staying at my folks place last saturday night, as I had a wee outing with the girls and the club was around the corner.

mum: what time are you going out?

me: about 9.30

mum: WHAT! THAT’S THE TIME YOU SHOULD BE GOING TO BED!!!!

to be fair, i didn’t help the situ by rolling in past 2, very worse for wear.

karma bit my arse back…..with an enormous hangover.

notes to note:

new top – saino’s – bargainous at £18

new nail colour – ‘Diva coral’, max factor and lippy to match ‘pink brandy’

Hula hoop – benefit (bought with b’day vouch) has somehow managed to make me look as orange as! even though she promised it had no orange pigment in it. Apparently you can layer the powder on to build the desired ‘natural brown tan’ effect. Effing liar! #blameitonthecamera

delicish signature nancy drew cocktail – Lychee martini.

 

My mum said

”You’re not young anymore nancy…..you’re the wrong side of 25…..you can’t go off galavanting like you used to. You’ve got panda eyes, you’re rundown, you can see it on your face”

Pah!

Although I am shattered. Today was the first time in a couple of weeks that I’ve left work on time and come straight home.

After a really shite day at work, this was exactly the kick in the teeth i needed. Nuff said.

I was pondering over whether to help myself to a huge bowl of vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce and mini celebrations scattered on.

But I’ve saved some calories by just having the celebrations. Yay me!

I need wholesome goodness. Cleansing, energising, pure wholesome goodness.

Maybe brown toast….and some fruit.

You can get that in liquid form right? some kind of vitamin drink?

maybe just take some A-Z pills.

maybe just drink more water.

maybe it’ll sort itself out with a good nights sleep.

yawn.

Shit my mum thinks….

That ‘lol’ was a womans name. ‘Ear, there’s this text from a woman called ‘lol’.

Shit my mum thinks…

Welcome to a new category.  Shit my mum thinks….

”My mum believes that in the time it takes to get a juice carton out of the fridge and pour half a glass, the fridge will defrost.

YOU HAVE TO CLOSE THE FRDIGE IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU GOT THE JUICE OUT. ”